Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny baseball jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about baseball are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about baseball! LoL!
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?Answer: Every night he turns into a bat.
How did the baseball player lose his house?Answer: He made his home run.
What animal is always at a baseball game?Answer: A bat
What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?Answer: A ball hog
What do you get when you cross a monster and a new baseball player?Answer: Rookie Monster
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?Answer: They both need good batters.
What happens when Batman is late to play baseball with Robin?Answer: There is a Wayne delay!
When is a baseball player like a thief?Answer: When he steals a base.
Which superhero hits the most home runs?Answer: Batman
Why are baseball stadiums so cool?Answer: There is a fan in every seat.
Why aren't pizza chefs allowed to play baseball?Answer: Their always trying to steal a basil!
Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?Answer: Too many turnovers!
Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?Answer: He wanted to tie up the score!
Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player?Answer: He stole 2nd base.
Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?Answer: Because he heard that someone had stolen a base!
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