Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pig jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about pig are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about pig! LoL!Back to Animal
How do get a sick pig to the hospital?Answer: In an hambulance!
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Answer: Build a sty-scraper!
Is it true that pigs bath twice a day?Answer: No, that story is just a load of hogwash.
What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?Answer: Gimme my hay back!
What do pigs bring to the beach?Answer: A surfBOARd.
What do you call a pig that does karate?Answer: Pork chop!
What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?Answer: Canned ham!
What do you call a pig that wins the lottery?Answer: Filthy rich!
What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around?Answer: A boar
What do you call a pig with no legs?Answer: A groundhog.
What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?Answer: Jurassic pork!
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?Answer: Jurassic Pork!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?Answer: A boar constrictor!
What do you get when you cross a fat pig and a squash?Answer: A plump-kin!
What is a pig’s favorite color?Answer: MaHOGany