Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pig jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about pig are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about pig! LoL!
Back to AnimalHow do get a sick pig to the hospital?Answer: In an hambulance!
How do pigs talk?Answer: Swine language.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Answer: Build a sty-scraper!
Is it true that pigs bath twice a day?Answer: No, that story is just a load of hogwash.
What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?Answer: Gimme my hay back!
What do pigs bring to the beach?Answer: A surfBOARd.
What do you call a pig that does karate?Answer: Pork chop!
What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?Answer: Canned ham!
What do you call a pig that wins the lottery?Answer: Filthy rich!
What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around?Answer: A boar
What do you call a pig with no legs?Answer: A groundhog.
What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?Answer: Jurassic pork!
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?Answer: Jurassic Pork!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?Answer: A porkupine
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?Answer: A boar constrictor!
What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?Answer: Spotted bacon
What do you get when you cross a fat pig and a squash?Answer: A plump-kin!
What is a pig’s favorite color?Answer: MaHOGany
What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?Answer: Pig Tales from the Farm
What sporting event do pigs hold every four years?Answer: The Olympigs
What was the pig’s favorite book?Answer: Hamlet
What’s a pig’s best karate move?Answer: The pork chop!
Which sport was invented by pigs?Answer: Mud wrestling.
Who is the greatest pig painter?Answer: Pigcasso
Who rolls around in the mud and delivers cute baskets?Answer: The Easter Piggy.
Who stole the scarecrow?Answer: The first little pig.
Why did the pig get arrested?Answer: He was a pigpocket.
Why did the three pigs run away from home?Answer: Because their father was a boar!
Why do pigs go to New York City?Answer: To see the Big Apple.
Why was the pig ejected from the football game?Answer: For playing dirty.
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