Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sheep jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sheep are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sheep! LoL!Back to Animal
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?Answer: Fleece Navidad!
What did the sheep say when the little boy A+ on his exam?Answer: Not Baaaaaaaaad
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?Answer: Merry Christmas to ewe!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?Answer: A chocolate baa
What do you call a sheep with no legs?Answer: A cloud!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?Answer: A stripey sweater!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?Answer: A woolly jumper!
What is a sheep's favorite game?Answer: Baa-dminton!
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?Answer: A lamborghini
Where did the sheep go on vacation?Answer: The baaaahamas
Where do sheep go on vacation?Answer: To the Baa-hamas!
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?Answer: The Baa baa shop!
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