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Funny horse jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny horse jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about horse are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about horse! LoL!

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What animal goes to bed with it’s shoes on?
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
What has six legs, four ears and a suit of armor?
What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
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More horse jokes for kids below

What type of horses only go out at night?
What's a horse's favorite sport?
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
When do vampires like horse racing?
When does a cart come before a horse?
Where do horses go when they're sick?
Where do horses live?

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