Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny horse jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about horse are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about horse! LoL!Back to Animal
What animal goes to bed with it’s shoes on?Answer: A horse
What do you call a horse that lives next door?Answer: A neigh-bour.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?Answer: Sir!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?Answer: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?Answer: A poor horse is going barefoot!
What has six legs, four ears and a suit of armor?Answer: A king on horseback!
What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
What type of horses only go out at night?Answer: Nightmares!
What's a horse's favorite sport?Answer: Stable tennis.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?Answer: A Zebra
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?Answer: One is reined up and the other rains down.
When do vampires like horse racing?Answer: When it's neck and neck.
When does a cart come before a horse?Answer: In the dictionary!
Where do horses go when they're sick?Answer: The horsepital.
Where do horses live?Answer: In neiiiiigh-borhoods!
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