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Back to AnimalHow did Jack know how many beans his cow was worth?Answer: He used a cowculator!
How does a cow do math?Answer: With a cow-culator!
What did one dairy cow say to the other?Answer: Got milk?
What do cows eat for breakfast?Answer: Moosli
What do cows use in their text messages?Answer: E-moo-jis!
What do space cows say?Answer: Mooooo-n.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?Answer: A milk shake!
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?Answer: A milk shake!
What do you call a cow that eats grass?Answer: A lawn mooer.
What do you call a cow with no legs?Answer: Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs?Answer: Lean beef
What do you call an Eskimo cow?Answer: An Eskimoo
What do you call Fortnite with cows?Answer: A cattle royale.
What do you call two ducks and a cow?Answer: Quackers and milk.
What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?Answer: Ice cream
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