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Funny hippo jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny hippo jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about hippo are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about hippo! LoL!

How can you be sure that a hippo is telling you the truth?
How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want?
How do you vaccinate a hippo?
What did the hippo get when he started exercising every day?
What do hippos make when they form a band?
What do you call a hippo without any eyes?
What do you call an insincere hippo?
What do you call two hippos riding a bicycle?
What do you give a seasick hippo?
What happens to hippos who get too cold?
Where should you bury a dead hippo?
Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees?

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