Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny spider jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about spider are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about spider! LoL!
Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged?Answer: I hear they met on the web.
How can you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest?Answer: Check out their web site.
How do you spot a modern spider?Answer: He doesn't have a web, he has a website!
What do you call a piece of gold who is afraid of the spiders?Answer: A chicken nugget.
What do you call two spiders who just got married?Answer: Newly-webs
What does a spider’s bride wear?Answer: A webbing dress.
What does Aragog do on his day off?Answer: He goes fly fishing.
Where did the spider learn how to make a Mother’s Day gift?Answer: On the web.
Why are spiders great tennis players?Answer: Cause they have great topspin.
Why did Aragog buy a car?Answer: So he could take it out for a spin
Why did the spider buy a car?Answer: He wanted to go for a spin!
Why did the spider go on the internet?Answer: To make a Webpage.
Why do spiders make such great baseball players?Answer: Because they catch flies!
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