Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny lion jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about lion are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about lion! LoL!
What does a dentist give a lion with a sore tooth?Answer: Anything it wants.
What happened when the lion ate the clown?Answer: He felt funny!
What kind of lion never roars?Answer: A dandelion
What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare?Answer: A lion that loves candy.
Why can't you ever trust a lion?Answer: Because they're always lion!
Why did the lion eat a light bulb?Answer: He wanted a light lunch.
Would you rather have a tiger eat your or a lion?Answer: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.
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