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Funny mouse jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mouse jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mouse are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mouse! LoL!

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How does a mouse feel after taking shower?
What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?
What did the lazy cat say to the mouse?
What do mice do when they’re at home?
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?

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What kind of car does a mouse drive?
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
What’s the difference between mouse and computer mouse?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do mice get a new tail?

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