Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mouse jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mouse are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mouse! LoL!
How does a mouse feel after taking shower?Answer: Squeaky clean!
What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?Answer: Chocolate Mouse
What did the lazy cat say to the mouse?Answer: Catch ya later.
What do mice do when they’re at home?Answer: Mousework
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?Answer: Sir!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?Answer: Mice cream and cake!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?Answer: A mouseketeer!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?Answer: A mini van
What kind of shoes do mice wear?Answer: Squeakers
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?Answer: Julius Cheeser
What’s the difference between mouse and computer mouse?Answer: The tail of mouse is at the back and that of the computer mouse is at the front!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?Answer: When you're a mouse
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?Answer: When it is raining cats and dogs!
Where do hamsters come from?Answer: Hamsterdam
Where do mice get a new tail?Answer: From the re-tail store!
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