Funny duck jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny duck jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about duck are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about duck! LoL!

Showing all 35 duck jokes for kids

How does a duck buy lipstick?
What did the duck detective say to his partner?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do ducks put in their soup?
What do pre-teen ducks hate?
What do you call a crate full of ducks?
What do you call a duck that likes to celebrate Independence Day?

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What do you call a duck that steals?
What do you call two ducks and a cow?
What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke?
What is a duck on the Fourth of July?
What is a duck’s favorite ballet?
What show do ducks like to see every holiday season?
What shows do ducks watch on television?
What time does a duck wake up?
What time is it when people start throwing pieces of bread at your head?
What was the goal of the detective duck?
What's a duck's favorite snack?
What’s another name for a clever duck?
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?
Where did the duck go when he felt sick?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which dance will a duck never do?
Which side of a duck has more feathers?
Who stole the soap?
Why are ducks so good at fixing things?
Why did the detective duck get an award?
Why did the duck cross the playground?
Why did the duck go to the movie theater?
Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
Why do ducks lay eggs?
Why do ducks make great detectives?
Why do ducks quack?

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