Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny duck jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about duck are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about duck! LoL!
How does a duck buy lipstick?Answer: She just puts it on her bill.
What did the duck detective say to his partner?Answer: Let’s quack this case.
What do ducks have for lunch?Answer: Soup and quackers
What do ducks put in their soup?Answer: Quackers
What do you call a crate full of ducks?Answer: A box of quackers.
What do you call a duck that likes to celebrate Independence Day?Answer: A fire quacker
What do you call a duck that steals?Answer: A robber duck.
What do you call two ducks and a cow?Answer: Quackers and milk.
What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?Answer: Firequacker
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?Answer: A Christmas Quacker
What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke?Answer: They quack up.
What show do ducks like to see every holiday season?Answer: Swan Lake.
What shows do ducks watch on television?Answer: Duckumentaries
What time does a duck wake up?Answer: At the quack of dawn.
What time is it when people start throwing pieces of bread at your head?Answer: Time to duck!