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Funny penguin jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny penguin jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about penguin are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about penguin! LoL!

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How does a penguin make pancakes?
What do penguins eat for lunch?
What do penguins wear on their heads?
What do you call a cold penguin?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
What do you give a sick penguin?
What does a penguin eat for breakfast?
What is black and white and goes round and round?
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
What's black, white and red all over?
Where do penguins go to dance?
Where do penguins go to the movies?
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?

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