Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny penguin jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about penguin are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about penguin! LoL!Back to Animal
How does a penguin make pancakes?Answer: With its flippers
What do penguins eat for lunch?Answer: Ice burg-ers!
What do penguins wear on their heads?Answer: Ice caps
What do you call a cold penguin?Answer: A Brrr-d.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?Answer: Lost
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?Answer: An eggroll.
What do you give a sick penguin?Answer: Tweetment
What does a penguin eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosties
What is black and white and goes round and round?Answer: A penguin in a tumble dryer.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?Answer: Starfish
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?Answer: A penguin rolling down a hill.
What's black, white and red all over?Answer: A penguin with a sunburn!
Where do penguins go to dance?Answer: The snow ball!
Where do penguins go to the movies?Answer: At the dive-in!
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?Answer: Anywhere it wants.
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