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Funny fast food jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fast food jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fast food are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fast food! LoL!

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Showing all 15 fast food jokes for kids

Did you hear about McDonalds?
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
What do bees order at McDonalds?
What do race car driver's eat?
What do spies eat instead of McDonald's?
What do you call stuffing that ran away?
What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?

More fast food jokes for kids below

What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?
Why do the French like to eat snails?
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Why don’t Slowpoke like fast food?

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