Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fast food jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fast food are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fast food! LoL!Back to Food
Did you hear about McDonalds?Answer: They eggspanded the breakfast menu.
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?Answer: French flies and a diet croak.
What do bees order at McDonalds?Answer: Humburgers
What do race car driver's eat?Answer: Fast food!
What do spies eat instead of McDonald's?Answer: Spydonalds
What do you call stuffing that ran away?Answer: Fast Food
What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?Answer: Fast food
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?Answer: A big mac
Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?Answer: Booger King!
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Answer: Because it’s a FAST food!
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?Answer: Because, it is too slow for fast food!
Why do the French like to eat snails?Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Why don't tigers like fast food?Answer: Because they can't catch it!
Why don’t sharks like fast food?Answer: Because they can’t catch it!
Why don’t Slowpoke like fast food?Answer: Because they can’t catch it.
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