Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny garden jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about garden are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about garden! LoL!
How excited was the gardener about spring?Answer: So excited he wet his plants.
What did the alien say to the garden?Answer: Take me to your weeder!
What do you call a gardener that has a beard?Answer: Hairy Potter.
What do you get when you cross a garden worm and a young goat?Answer: A dirty kid.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?Answer: A tiger lily!
What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?Answer: Jelly beans!
What kind of garden does a baker have?Answer: A “flour” garden.
Why did the gardener bury all her money?Answer: To make her soil rich.
Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?Answer: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Why does Santa have a garden?Answer: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
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