Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny wizard jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about wizard are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about wizard! LoL!
How do you adress an angry wizard?Answer: Very carefully!
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: None – wizards don’t use electricity!
What did the tired wizard do?Answer: He sat down for a spell.
What did the wizard name his son?Answer: Maxspell
What did the wizard say to the twin witches?Answer: Which witch is which?
What do Italian wizards like to eat?Answer: Spaghetti with sorcerer.
What do you call a dog magician?Answer: A labracadabrador.
What do you call a wizard in space?Answer: A flying saucer-er.
What do you call a wizard who comes from outer space?Answer: A flying sorcerer.
What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?Answer: A cold spell.
What do you get if you cross a wizard with a dinosaur?Answer: Tyrannosaurus hex!
What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?Answer: A flying sorcerer.
What do you get when you cross an X-men with a wizard?Answer: Wizard X
What does a wizard use to fill up his gas tank on the car?Answer: Expecto petroleum!
What happens to wizards when it rains?Answer: They get wet just like everyone else!
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