Funny egg jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny egg jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about egg are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about egg! LoL!

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Did you hear about McDonalds?
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
How did the egg cross the road?
How did the egg get up the mountain?
How do comedians like their eggs?
How do ghosts like their eggs?

More egg jokes for kids below

How do monsters like their eggs?
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!
What always ends up broken before you use it?
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What can't be used until it's broken?
What day to eggs hate the most?
What did Snow White call her chicken?
What did the bad chicken lay?
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
What did the egg say to the clown?
What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
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What do you call a good omelette?
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?
What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
What do you call an egg white with cowboy boots?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
What does a meditating egg say?
What happens to an egg when it laughs too hard?
What kind of bird lays electric eggs?
What sport are eggs best at?
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
Where do Martians get their eggs?
Why did the chickens cross the road?
Why did the egg cross the road?
Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
Why did the egg hide?
Why do chickens sit on eggs?
Why do ducks lay eggs?
Why do hens lay eggs?

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