Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny egg jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about egg are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about egg! LoL!
Did you hear about McDonalds?Answer: They eggspanded the breakfast menu.
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?Answer: Yes, it cracked me up!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?Answer: Eggs mark the spot!
How did the egg cross the road?Answer: Scrambled!
How did the egg get up the mountain?Answer: It scrambled up!
How do comedians like their eggs?Answer: Funny side up!
How do ghosts like their eggs?Answer: Terror-fried.
How do monsters like their eggs?Answer: Terri-fried!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?Answer: Egg-xercise!
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!
Omelette smarter than I look!
What always ends up broken before you use it?
What can't be used until it's broken?Answer: An egg.
What day to eggs hate the most?Answer: Fry-days!
What did Snow White call her chicken?Answer: Egg White
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