Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny detective jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about detective are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about detective! LoL!
What did the duck detective say to his partner?Answer: Let’s quack this case.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?Answer: An investigator!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?Answer: Santa Clues!
What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?Answer: Santa CLUES!
What is a detective’s ultimate car?Answer: A track-tor!
What was the goal of the detective duck?Answer: To quack the case, of course.
Who is the most famous scarecrow detective?Answer: Strawlock Holmes.
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?Answer: Sherlock Bones
Why did the detective duck get an award?Answer: Because he quacked the case!
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?Answer: Something fishy was going on.
Why do ducks make great detectives?Answer: They always quack the case.
Why was the detective at the beach?Answer: There was a crime wave!
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