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Funny bath jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny bath jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about bath are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about bath! LoL!

Is it true that pigs bath twice a day?
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
What do elephants smell like after taking a bath?
What do snakes have on their bath towels?
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What kind of bath can you take without water?
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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
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Where does a vampire take a bath?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the robber take a bath?

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