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Funny thief jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny thief jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about thief are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about thief! LoL!

How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
What do you call a criminal at the North Pole?
What do you call a duck that steals?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Who stole the soap?
Why are teachers like bank robbers?
Why did the pig get arrested?
Why did the robber take a bath?
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot?

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