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Funny police jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny police jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about police are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about police! LoL!

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry - I’m freezing out here!
What do you call a flying policeman?
What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?
Which dinosaurs make the best policemen?
Why did the coffee go to the police?
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player?
Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?

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