Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny police jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about police are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about police! LoL!
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?Answer: None. It turns itself in.
Police hurry - I’m freezing out here!
What do you call a flying policeman?Answer: A heli-copper!
What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?Answer: Magic-cop
Which dinosaurs make the best policemen?Answer: A Tricera-cops
Why did the coffee go to the police?Answer: It got mugged.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?Answer: They suspected fowl play.
Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player?Answer: He stole 2nd base.
Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?Answer: Because he heard that someone had stolen a base!
Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?Answer: He stole her heart.
Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?Answer: Because, he can stop a 10 ton truck by holding up his hand!
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