Funny school jokes

Why did the Smartie go to school?

Answer: Because he wanted to be smarter.

Why did the student eat his homework?

Answer: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Why did the student take a ladder to school?

Answer: Because he/she was going to high school!

Why did the students eat their homework?

Answer: Because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake.

Why did the students study in the airplane?

Answer: Because they wanted higher grades.

Why did the sun go to school?

Answer: To get brighter!

Why did the teacher draw on the window?

Answer: Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?

Answer: Because her students were so bright!

Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?

Answer: Because he wanted to go into a different field!

Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

Answer: He felt rotten!

Why do lightning bugs get A's in school?

Answer: They're very bright.

Why do teachers give you homework?

Answer: Just to annoy you.

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: Because it has a million degrees!

Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?

Answer: Because they work below C-Level.

Why is a bad joke like a pencil?

Answer: Because it has no point

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Answer: Because it has four A’s and a B.

Why Was Harry Potter Sent To The Office?

Answer: Because he was cursing in class.