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Funny knock knock jokes

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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let us in! The Dementors are coming!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup...
ARRRRRRRRRR!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute. Im trying to find my keys!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Moose!
Moose Who?
Moose you. hope you're having fun at sleep-away camp!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That's right!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quintus.
Quintus who?
Quintus the next train arrive?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

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