Funny honey jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny honey jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about honey are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about honey! LoL!

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How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do bees write in their Valentine's cards?
What do you call a cereal box full of snakes?
What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh
What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?

More honey jokes for kids below

What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?
What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?
What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?
Where do bees keep their money?
Why did Pooh cross the road?
Why did the hornet serve honeycrisp apples?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Why is Pooh so sweet?
Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?
Why was the bee mad?

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