Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny honey jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about honey are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about honey! LoL!
How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?Answer: Only one if its a pooh bear!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
What did the bee say to the flower?Answer: Hello honey.
What do bees write in their Valentine's cards?Answer: Honey bee mine.
What do you call a cereal box full of snakes?Answer: Honey Bunches of nopes
What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-PoohAnswer: An empty honey pot!
What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?Answer: A very sticky situation!
What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?Answer: A honey bunny.
What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?Answer: Bee stings on his bottom!
What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?Answer: Any kind.
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?Answer: Honeycrisp apples.
Where do bees keep their money?Answer: In a honey box
Why did Pooh cross the road?Answer: To get to the honey tree.
Why did the hornet serve honeycrisp apples?Answer: Bee cause
Why do bees have sticky hair?Answer: Because they use honey combs!
Why is Pooh so sweet?Answer: He eats lots of honey!
Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?Answer: Because he eats a lot of honey!
Why was the bee mad?Answer: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
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