Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny hamburger jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about hamburger are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about hamburger! LoL!
How did the french fry propose to the hamburger?Answer: He gave her an onion ring!
How do you make a hamburger laugh?Answer: Pickle it!
How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?Answer: With a burger alarm!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Answer: Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What did the gym coach tell the hamburger?Answer: Work those buns.
What do bees order at McDonalds?Answer: Humburgers
What do frog princes like to eat with their hamburgers?Answer: French flies.
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?Answer: A big mac
What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?Answer: An Iceberger!
Where do hamburgers go to dance?Answer: They go to the meat-ball.
Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance?Answer: The Meat Ball!
Which burgers can tell your fortune?Answer: Medium burgers
Who are the hamburgers favourite people?Answer: Vegetarians
Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?Answer: Too many turnovers!
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Answer: Because it’s a FAST food!
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?Answer: They re great at the plate!
Why was the cheeseburger sad?Answer: It had blue cheese!
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