Funny hamburger jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny hamburger jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about hamburger are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about hamburger! LoL!

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Showing all 17 hamburger jokes for kids

How did the french fry propose to the hamburger?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?
What did the gym coach tell the hamburger?
What do bees order at McDonalds?
What do frog princes like to eat with their hamburgers?

More hamburger jokes for kids below

What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance?
Which burgers can tell your fortune?
Who are the hamburgers favourite people?
Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
Why was the cheeseburger sad?

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