Funny dessert jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dessert jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dessert are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dessert! LoL!

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How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the apple say to the pie baker?
What did the gold collector bake for dessert?
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
What did Winnie the Pooh say when he was offered dessert?
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?

More dessert jokes for kids below

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?
What's a Street Fighter's favorite dessert?
What’s the best thing to put into a slice of apple pie?
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?

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