Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dessert jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dessert are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dessert! LoL!Back to Food
How do animals blend into the desert?Answer: With camel-flage.
What did the apple say to the pie baker?Answer: Use cherries instead.
What did the gold collector bake for dessert?Answer: Karat cake.
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What did Winnie the Pooh say when he was offered dessert?Answer: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?Answer: I scream.
What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?Answer: Boo-berries and I Scream!
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?Answer: Pi
What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?Answer: Chocolate mousse.
What's a Street Fighter's favorite dessert?Answer: Abel Pie
What’s the best thing to put into a slice of apple pie?Answer: Your teeth.
Where do you learn to make banana splits?Answer: At sundae school.
Why did the cow do jumping jacks?Answer: Because he wanted a milkshake!
Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?Answer: Because it's hard to light them from the bottom.
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?Answer: She’ll dessert you.
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