Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pie jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about pie are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about pie! LoL!
How many grams of protein are in an sweet potato pi?Answer: 3.14159265…
If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids?Answer: None because the six kids ate them all already.
What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What did the apple say to the pie baker?Answer: Use cherries instead.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?Answer: Stop goblin your dessert.
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?Answer: A pie-thon
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas treeAnswer: Pineapple pie
What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?Answer: That was filling.
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?Answer: Pi
What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?Answer: Banana cream pie.
What's a Street Fighter's favorite dessert?Answer: Abel Pie
What's the best thing to put into a pie?Answer: Your teeth!
What’s the best thing to put into a slice of apple pie?Answer: Your teeth.
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?Answer: Your teeth.
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