What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?Answer: A poultrygeist
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?Answer: Lots of blood tests!
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?Answer: Ground-dog Day!
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?Answer: The Crossing Gourd
Why did Adele cross the road?Answer: To sing, "Hello from the other side"
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?Answer: He was forced to!
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?Answer: That where he left his broomstick!
Why did Lucius Malfoy cross the road twice?Answer: He’s a double-crosser.
Why did Mario cross the road?Answer: Because he couldn't find the warp zone!
Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?Answer: He was going on a Minnie vacation!
Why did Pooh cross the road?Answer: To get to the honey tree.
Why did the bear cross the road?Answer: Because the chicken was on vacation!
Why did the bee cross the road?Answer: Just bee-cause
Why did the booger cross the road?Answer: Because he was being picked on.
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Why did the bunny cross the road?Answer: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the cactus cross the road?Answer: Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.
Why did the chicken cross the internet?Answer: To get to the other site!
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: She didn’t want the other chickens to notice that she farted.
Why did the chickens cross the road?Answer: They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!
Why did the clown cross the road?Answer: To get his rubber chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?Answer: To get to the udder side!
Why did the Creeper cross the road?Answer: To get to the other ssssside!
Why did the dolphin cross the road?Answer: To get to the other tide.
Why did the duck cross the playground?Answer: To get to the other slide.
Why did the egg cross the road?Answer: To get to the shell station.
Why did the fox cross the road?Answer: To look for the chicken.
Why did the horse cross the road?Answer: Because the chicken needed a day off.
Why did the kid cross the playground?Answer: To get to the other slide!
Why did the leprechaun cross the road?Answer: To get to the pot of gold
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Why did the potato run across the road?Answer: So it wouldn’t get mashed!
Why did the robot cross the road?Answer: Because the chicken was out of order!
Why did the rooster cross the road?Answer: To show he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?Answer: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?Answer: Because it had to go to the Body Shop!
Why did the snake cross the road?Answer: To get to the other s-s-s-side!
Why did the tornado cross the road?Answer: To get the road to the other side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?Answer: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?Answer: To get to thanksgiving
Why did the turkey cross the road?Answer: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the turtle cross the road?Answer: To get to the shell station.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because there was a wolf waiting for him on the other side.
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